Exposing the Terrorists
I know everyone has been sending out emails about candle lightings and wearing ribbons, but...
The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. The hard line Islamic males cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife. Tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their houses naked to help weed out the terrorists.
The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God bless America!